Are You Buzzed?
Simpson and Vondie walk till Simpson stops in a panic.
SIMPSON
My keys! What happened to my keys?!
VONDIE
You gave them to me, remember?
SIMPSON
Oh, right, of course. Hand ’em over.
VONDIE
You gave them to me for a reason.
SIMPSON
Don’t be like that. I had like one drink.
VONDIE
You definitely had more than one drink, so now you pretty much have no credibility.
SIMPSON
What?! Stop messin’. I’m good. Gimme my keys.
VONDIE
Yeah, I don’t think that’s a good idea.
SIMPSON
I don’t think it matters what you think. They’re my keys and it’s my car.
VONDIE
It mattered what I thought when you gave me the keys.
SIMPSON
Whatever. I’m not drunk. Just give me my keys.
VONDIE
Are you buzzed?
SIMPSON
What does that even mean?
VONDIE
Do you feel ...
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